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[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Inkjet: uses yellow ink to dye paper.

But what if it's just black text?

Inkjet: USES YELLOW INK TO DYE PAPER

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Gotta put on those invisible tracking codes.

[–] dan@upvote.au 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The EFF were tracking which printers print the invisible tracking dots, but they gave up because practically all colour inkjet and laser printers do it now. https://www.eff.org/pages/list-printers-which-do-or-do-not-display-tracking-dots