Lol you get downvoted but it's soooo fucking true.

As a resident bisexual man, my guys you need to put in some effort in because, to put it bluntly, half of all y'all seem like you're trying to run for "least fuckable creature of the week".

Google some shit. Figure it out. There's nowhere near as much choice for us as there is for women, but there is enough that you don't have to wear ill-fitting jeans and a loose printed t-shirt every day.