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submitted 8 months ago by DevCat@lemmy.world to c/humor@lemmy.world

Billionaire Elon Musk, found dead in his home last night, says it is not the role of social media networks to determine what is true or not.

The Tesla and X owner, who is believed to have died from a heroin overdose while watching animal porn, said he would fight any attempts to stop the spread of misinformation on his platform.

Police revealed that Musk, who says it is up to the public to decide what was true or not, had been fighting incest charges at the time of his death.

His funeral is next week.

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[-] Jaytreeman@kbin.social 18 points 8 months ago

You don't get incest charges for no reason whatsoever

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago
[-] Jaytreeman@kbin.social 0 points 8 months ago

In some places.
I've heard he has so many kids because he likes his own supply and he travels around because he likes the thrill of flouting laws openly with his billionaire immunity.
I've also heard rumors about there being a good reason why you only see him from the chest up in interviews

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Ew! Sex with children is a crime across the entire country. That's a whole different type of incest that involves heavy abuse. I mean it's all gross to me, but if someone wants to do stuff with their siblings that's gross to me, but whatever. If someone wants to do stuff to their child, they should be flogged and then imprisoned for life.

Why is he only shown from the chest up? I don't get the implication.

[-] Jaytreeman@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

Fellatio.
Oftentimes from the caterer. I don't know why. Might want to fact check that one

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