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[-] radiant_bloom@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago

That would be one MASSIVE hourglass that would last multiple hours 💀

[-] Twelve20two@slrpnk.net 9 points 5 months ago

The great Familial Hourglass that contains generations and generations of ashes

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

Different-length hourglasses for different people. Grandfather over there is a 3-hours, but if you don't eat your cornflakes, Timmy, you're only going to be a 3-minutes!

[-] Twelve20two@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 months ago

That's dreadful; I love it

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

And if you stuck a dagger in it it would cause everyone to turn into sand zombies.

[-] olutukko@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

not that big with water cremation I think. still quite big. it doesnt have any box ash with you. or you could make plenty of lityle ones for the whole extended family

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