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[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But then you have to move all the time. A pile of bodies might scare off bike thieves.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Would being near a school help?

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Not as much as being near a pig farm would