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This looks like a great opportunity to slide across the hood with my keys hanging out of my back pocket.
If I were a vandal, (im not) I would get an old pair of boots and dip them into some sort of lightly corrosive liquid or gel, then walk them across the hood by hand.
There is no more reasonable result of parking a cybertruck on a crosswalk than finding the indellable footprints of someone stubborn using the crosswalk despite their best efforts.
It's specifically bare steel, so you'll do more damage to your keys than to the truck. It's also awful grade steel, so you could probably "accidentally" spill something on it and get some rust.
Just saying, hot tub filter cleaner is one of the strongest oxidisers I've ever come across
Spilled some in my shed years ago and things are still rusting at an alarming rate
That seems like it might not do enough damage. Get some jeans with bedazzled ass pockets, then you're really set for your hood slide.
Could just spray it with a hose.