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[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

you just burnout2'd a hole on my chest!

I'm sorry. We've both said some N0Sty things lately...

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

I can't BEAR to hear it anymore!

(Wait, where's a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.)

I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you...

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

I'm definitely not having a WHALE of a time!

DOGONNIT it's getting hard to think of new puns!

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Give me your MONEY right now!

(seriously, hands up. Let's see em)

(Wait, how is "money" a pun in this instance?)

No, I don't think I WHALE.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

shoots gun into shoulder

Yeah, so, money now if you would, please

[-] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
this post was submitted on 25 May 2024
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