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[-] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

I found my keys under a rock in the mulch. Are my keys millions of years old?

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 7 points 5 months ago

No, just 100,000 years old, can't you read?

[-] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Sorry, I had an analysis run on my rock and it's two million years old. How old are my keys?

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 4 points 5 months ago

Assuming they were dropped by whoever installed that plug, 100,000 years, as estimated by the experts cited by the article.

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