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Anon meets his gf's parents (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I’d love to know what happened next. I’m sure it was a hoot.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I actually remember this one being much longer. IIRC, dad starts yelling that he "won't be threatened in his own house", anon gets confused and tries to explain, mom starts yelling, he leaves the house, gf gets mad at him for even having the gun, asking how long he's been carrying it with him.

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

That'd be hilarious, as it confirms that the dad wanted to intimidate anon by pulling out his gun and in turn got intimidated by anon's gun.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Found the full thing:

[–] Boxscape 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Lmaoà, the escalation reminds me of that Tumblr thread about making tea.

@ChairmanMeow@programming.dev, from CHS by the way?

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't know what CHS is so I'm not sure what you mean by that (then again that might answer your question maybe :P).

[–] Boxscape 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

then again that might answer your question maybe :P

Haha, Canadian Hardware Swap.
Yeah, I suppose it do answer my question 🥲

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago

Haha I'm not Canadian and live about an ocean away from there, so definitely not me 😋. Lovely place though, I should visit sometime (and swap hardware I guess 😅).

[–] quantenzitrone@lemmings.world 7 points 10 months ago

its honestly funnier without

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Everyone stood up and clapped.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 5 points 10 months ago

Can confirm, i'm that gun.