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[-] numbermess@fedia.io 14 points 5 months ago

I stopped watching TV when I was six months old Because it was so boring and stupid And started reading books And going to recitals And art galleries

I don't go to recitals anymore Because my hearing is too sensitive And I don't go to art galleries anymore Because there are people there And I can't deal with people Because they don't understand me

I stay home Reading books that are beneath me And working on my work Which no one understands

I am sensitive I am a sensitive artist

-- King Missile

[-] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time, it's detachable.

-- King Missile

[-] MelonYellow@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago

Goddamnit that's perfect

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