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[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 166 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I love the juxtaposition of these:

During the Pascal-B nuclear test of August 1957, a 900-kilogram (2,000 lb) iron lid was welded over the borehole to contain the nuclear blast, despite Brownlee predicting that it would not work.

A high-speed camera, which took one frame per millisecond, was focused on the borehole because studying the velocity of the plate was deemed scientifically interesting.

This idea is so incredibly stupid that science needs to study precisely how much it won't work.

Like, I wonder if the person who insisted on welding the lid in place had to go to a debriefing meeting where Brownlee showed the frame-by-frame of the lid. "So here we see the lid, and- Oh, it's gone! Look at that. Gary, did you see it? The lid you put on there to cOnTaIn ThE bLaSt, you can see it for one thousandth of a second, and then it's gone. It's either in outerspace or it has been vaporized, and we're never going to know because it happened so fast. So fast, Gary. A for effort, though. It was definitely worth bringing in the crane and a whole welding crew. Time and money well spent, because we now have a better understanding of the magnitude of how stupid you are, Gary. Here's a print of that one millisecond for you to hang in your office. Get fucked, Gary."

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

This is A+ solid gold writing for a perfect "fuck you" to Gary.

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