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[-] LordTrychon@startrek.website 41 points 4 months ago

Omg lol

'Query runs much quicker with 10 million fewer rows, Dave.'

[-] blackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uk 24 points 4 months ago

Just add AND 1=2 to any query for incredible performance gains

[-] LordTrychon@startrek.website 7 points 4 months ago

Just tried this.

So fast!

This guy's AI! Everybody grab a pitchfork!

this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2024
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