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[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 45 points 1 month ago

It’s better because every post with an English word gets

SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN

as a response

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

And yet when I try to SPRICH DEUTCH to actual live Germans they give me a pitying look and firmly reply in perfect English

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 month ago

perfect English

Such a thing does not exist in Germany.

[-] TipRing@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Only because of their exacting standards. Even when I lived in Germany in the 90s the only time I had trouble understanding someone speaking English was when our realtor was trying to be racist but didn't know the English words.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

The bar was “perfect”, not “understandable” English.

[-] TipRing@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

See, that is what I mean. Nobody speaks "perfect" English, not even native speakers, because languages are not prescriptive. Their function is to communicate ideas and if you have successfully communicated then you have used language "perfectly".

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

So you agree “perfect English” doesn’t exist in Germany. What was your point again?

[-] TipRing@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

See, you might have noticed that I never claimed perfect English existed in Germany (or anywhere). You seem to be attempting to win an argument that doesn't exist.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

I have few hobbies :(

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

This is why we love Germans. Unironically.

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

The bar was "wunder"

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