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Anon appears in a viral tiktok
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this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2024
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I think I see what really happened here...
Anon finished up his Twitch stream when he happens to notice that the Looney Tunes where Bugs Bunny dresses up like a girl rabbit is on.
Becoming highly aroused by Bugs perky bosoms, he decides to pleasure himself with great haste.
After bringing himself to a shameful completion, he suddenly notices that his webcam is still on, and all of Twitch is now talking about him and sharing video clips.
Thinking swiftly he blames the whole thing on his "girlfriend" stating that he's told her 1000 times not to use his webcam for her TikTok account.
He then informs his traumatized and shell shocked audience that he is going to give her a serious talking to right now then ends the stream.
Anon then proceeds to shout at a rather moist and somewhat odoriferous anime body pillow that he calls his "waifu".
Anon then takes to 4Chan to spin the yarn and get condolences from his like minded peers.