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Anon hates fast food (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Indeed, the line should read "the only thing I need on my meat."

Cause in addition to objectifying the person just doing their job and not realizing that they are being low key stalked by a loser with no respect for them by calling them a "thing", OP needs to use the right descriptor to refer to his penis and a flat cooked patty just doesn't fit the bill.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 months ago

Better go to Wienerschnizel instead.

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