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Anon works in a restaurant
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
WE'RE NUMBER 1 WE'RE NUMBER 1
to be fair most Americans are drinking milkshakes branded as coffee with a single shot of the worst coffee you'll ever have just to keep the label accurate. If you go to any random coffee place and expect the drip coffee to be good you'll be disappointed.
But! If you go to a diner where the benches are sticky, they have a thousand little coffee cups from years of collecting, no two the same, and the waitress calls you 'hun,' you're in for the best cuppa joe you'll ever have.