318
Anon texts her very normal boyfriend
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
That is a dude who needs to have a dry dick for a while.
Like the rest of his life?
At the very least until he gets just mature enough to realize he's not anywhere near as smart as he thinks he is.