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Anon breaks up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 151 points 4 months ago

Haha, those were excuses because she had already found a new dick.

[-] halvar@lemm.ee 110 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

No they weren't since all greentexts are fake and also gay.

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

2 dicks are better than 1! 🤠

[-] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 months ago

Not for DoubleDickDude.

[-] VitabytesDev@feddit.nl 7 points 4 months ago

I was going to make an unexpected factorial joke, but I realized that 1! is 1, so I guess you're right.

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