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Anon makes a deal with a demon (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 52 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Get the gold, use a few flakes from one of the gold bars to fill a hula hoop with salt, spend the other trillions of dollars on normal rich villain shit.

[–] wiccan2@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This reminds me of that scene in one of the Pirates of the Carribbean movies where Davey Jones has to stand in a bucket of water to go on land for a meeting.

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Its extra funny because they are on a beach.... surrounded by water

[–] TIN@feddit.uk 12 points 7 months ago

For a while I thought you were talking about the small hoop crisps that we get in the UK and I couldn't work out why that would help.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

And get great abs whilst doing it

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Plot twist, you have to keep the hula hoop up or the demon can get you, because dropping the hoop would inevitably create a break in the salt somewhere.