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[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

I worked with a dude who used crystals instead of deodorant. He was a very talented musician so he was still always hanging with a beautiful woman. I loved his music but I couldn’t stand to be around him.

He had the personality of a dude who uses crystals for deo too.

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

So when you say "used crystals", what did he physically do with them to "use" them?

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I always assumed he rubbed them on his pits. Now that you ask, maybe he carried them around or something.

[-] Skates@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

Sang to them

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