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Outlook will soon know if you're properly dressed for work while you're WFH in case you're not. They will detect pink pixels on your camera. They will detect gurgling noises, thuds, clapping noises, spitting, long wave vibrations such as fun chair bouncing and short wave vibrations such as clipping your hair sounds. The future is worthless! I mean endless!
So what if my boss knows when I'm fapping. Why else would they have scheduled an "all hands"?
I just need one for that.
Ain't no "I" in team, brother.
All. Hands.
Look to the left of you. Now look to the right. Now grab both them dicks.
Edit: shit, I'm sitting between my dogs.
Soon Microsoft full body detection (including feet)
"Those loafers sure don't look like heels Jenny! I expect you to be in your office attire at all times during work hours."