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‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President (theonion.com)
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[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 109 points 1 day ago

I guess none of you noticed the editorial board has a signature from Ted Kaczynski, aka Unabomber.

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today 81 points 1 day ago

Its a reoccurring gag.

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 25 points 1 day ago

I have never actually read The Onion, I just like seeing their headlines.

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today 31 points 1 day ago

There's some fun articles. Although I think they frequently drag on a little too long for a gag given my preference for not reading more than a few paragraphs at a time.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I need to wake up. I went to sleep drunk, I woke up feeling still drunk.

I read your username as "DopeSalad"

Thats not even CLOSE!

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 2 points 1 day ago

Don’t worry. It’s nothing serious anyways. There is a band named Hopesfall. I thought it was dumb so I came up with that.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

They're now in newspaper format again, if that helps!

[-] spauldo@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 day ago

Search for their article on "Habitrail for Humanity" - it's my favorite.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago

Sure. Just a joke.

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