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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's body is a machine (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 85 points 9 months ago (36 children)

Oooooh...

Sometimes my piss smells like sugar, but it often smells like a lot of things. Usually piss. Sometimes asparagus.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

It can be other things than diabetes as well, like an infection or liver failure.

[–] marx2k@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Whew! That's a relief

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hopefully you were in the bathroom when you relieved yourself.

I know I was.

[–] marx2k@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I was. It smelled like coca cola

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