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Oooooh...
Sometimes my piss smells like sugar, but it often smells like a lot of things. Usually piss. Sometimes asparagus.
If it can help to alert you to a potential medical issue and then you go see the doctor; I don’t see it as bad thing.
I’ve tasted my own piss before to see if it was sweet.
Well don't leave us hanging. Was it?
It was not. It was rather bland actually but I do be hydrated all the time.
Need to try again next week, don’t give up so easily
Why next week? We need daily samples.
Thank you, sugar in your ~~tea~~ pee!
Fuck yeah hydrohomie
It's actually beneficial for controlling your health to monitor piss and poo. Not to obsessively investigate it. But just to know what's normal for you so you know when to worry.
Very much this. You don't have to eat all of it, a tablespoon or two to taste is enough.
Is there another way besides scooping it from the bowl? I don’t like when the dirty toilet water touches my spoon
And Beats (by Dre) can also turn your piss red, that is cause for concern
/J
I believe he was saying he loved her too. Red is the color of passion after all
Rightly chuffed, Cheers!
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about.
Hence the "poop shelf" which has taken over toilets in the last decade
In what country? I saw them in Germany decades ago, but I haven't seen one in Australia yet
Go look at a Bunnings or Reece, 90% of their models since about 2018 have been with poop shelves. Granted, that does mean it will take a while before they're everywhere, but it's only a matter of time.
FTFY
Coffee
I've gotten top ramen before, same with apple jacks.
The first piss after coffee has a distinct smell haha
Get yo self a glucometer if you're thinking about it, diabeetus is real obvious once you start using the right tools. Also they're super cheap these days.
It can be other things than diabetes as well, like an infection or liver failure.
Whew! That's a relief
Hopefully you were in the bathroom when you relieved yourself.
I know I was.
I was. It smelled like coca cola
Mine frequently smells like whatever meat I ate, especially after eating a couple chili dogs or smoked meat.
Everyone’s talking about the smell, but I’m thinking about the colour after I eat a bunch of beets
Living amongst avid beet eaters, I never noticed a color change. Guess i metabolize beets particularly well, which is neat.
My pee comes out pink. It’s startling!
Could be artificial sweeteners.