That's an impressive superpower.
Looking harmless and then suddenly violently puke like a fire hose stream on some poor bankrobbers or something.
I bet that it wouldn't need to be some strong acid to be an effective repellent.

But at least Chimp poo.

And I'm all out of of oil and chicken...

The swiss army knife of liquids.

Bruce Somemighty

No, it's a combo:

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A

It may be only a few centimeters, but you know what it could do if fully charged*.

(*I know, that's what he said or something)

He is right here

And yes I know Julius wasn't delivered this way

Don't reinvent the freedom fries again.