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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Zombiepirate@lemmy.world to c/fediverselore@lemmy.ca

I think they've been watching too much porn.

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[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 58 points 2 months ago

I’m ready for my interview.

[-] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Were you devastated to find out this way?

[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 61 points 2 months ago

Shook, is a better term, I think.

I needed a cup of warm soy milk to calm my nerves.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Is your username a Doc Scratch reference?

[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago

No, DaddyScratch was the result of my real name into a Rap Name Generator back in 2009.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Is there a reason you use uncommon terms to refer to family members?

Eg "wife's son" vs "stepson"?

Or was the kid your offspring and you just wanted to bait that loser?

[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

It was 100% trolling. I’m not married and neither my partner nor myself have any children.

It’s playing into the liberal soyboy cuck stereotype.

[-] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

To be fair, I don't think "wife's son" is all that weird to begin with. I'd think it just means you aren't close with your girlfriend's kids yet.

[edit] 'wife', married, right. I just realized. Still, I don't think it's that weird.

[-] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] renzev@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Goodness, your trolling is god-tier! It's so funny seeing how many people in this thread, including op, are taking your comment at face value. It's satire of the highest level: easy to miss as a bystander, yet devastating to the target.

[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

I will say anything to wind up a nazi. Anything

[-] crowbar@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago
[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

I am actually doing quite well, thank you for asking.

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