I was just about to ask how the hell you get the good angles, short of closing it and bending them over the top like a grieving widow in a cheezy cop flick (well +sex). I mean it's possible they're more spacious inside than I'm imagining, but...

And another thing, why aren't coffins shaped cool anymore? Why did we discontinue the trapezoidal aspect? The only reason I wanted to be buried instead of cremated is to have a slick ass Dracula coffin (I wish Count Orlok's was the cool kind because I'd rather reference him, but oh well...)

(Alright I went a googlin', turns out Caskets are rectangles and Coffins are coffin-shaped, they're not interchangeable terms. There's hope yet!)