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like daddit for the fediverse but we all eat pizza with ranch and say "ope" a lot. all dads and non-dads are welcome. ranch on pizza is recommended but not required. ope is mandatory.

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[โ€“] idunnololz@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Every floorboard creeks.

Every toilet flap is stuck.

All faucets drip.

[โ€“] Rakonat@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The thermostat is set to... SEVENTY TWO DEGREES