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Spooky ๐Ÿ‘ป Halloween ๐ŸŽƒ Dark ๐Ÿฆ‡ Horror ๐Ÿ”ช Memes

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[โ€“] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Genetics :( been growing it out for 4 months and my facial hair isn't even an inch long :( I'm 33, dammit

[โ€“] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

At best, i get Keanu's beard, but minus all the star power and fame that makes it work.

[โ€“] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 months ago

I'm sorry, beardless brother. One day our time will come! Here's hoping for cheap hair transplants in the near future!

[โ€“] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wanna swap? I get that in like 2 weeks and I'm so fucking sick of shaving.

[โ€“] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 months ago

Honestly, yeah. My face would benefit from some obstructed viewing lmao