I've got a new job that I didn't realize tested until after they gave me the offer (legal state), now I'm one week sober and drinking/sweating like a monster, but I'm not sure it'll work in the one week I've got left before the start date.

Lots of websites suggest various detox drinks, but there's often a profit incentive for them to say that.

I'm not afraid to spend money, I just want this to be over with. Anyone know of any drinks or strategies that worked for them?