The fascism is magically sealed in spaghetti. When you break them (so they fit into the pot) it will be unleashed and take possession of any Italian present

Oh god, the flashbacks. that motherfucker would set up camp in the goddamn kitchen all fucking night, and talk to his mother for multiple hours.

"let me get some healthy eating done, oh no wait, the italian shithead I live with has occupied the kitchen territories and won't fucking stop until 1am when he and his shitty gf are going to get into yet anotehr fucking argument"

I should have called the fucking cops on his fucking ass.

POV: You say an Italian recipe is like a British one in front of an Italian

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