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Cunk on Marx
(lemmy.blahaj.zone)
Social media posts that sound like they could have been uttered by Philomena Cunk.
Back in the day, people got their last names based on their profession.
Karl Marx was actually born without a last name. He was a bastard and didn't know his real parents.
Throughout his life he changed his last name a couple of times, but when the end was nearing, and he reflected on his life, he changed it one last (haha) time: from ThatCommunisWithTheBeard to Marx. And was quoted saying "lol what did I think going with this long last name. gonna cost a ton to write it on the gravestone. Also I'm a Marxist so it kinda make sense, right? right? is anybody here??"
But no one was there, when he took his last breathe, except for me of course. But that's a story for another time...