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[-] SuzyQ@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago

I've only ever broken one bone... And it was the tip of my second toe on my right foot.

[-] DokPsy@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

All I'm hearing is that you guys have inferior skeletal systems which is completely unrelated to the toe length

[-] knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works 3 points 19 hours ago

Your big toe is the protector. Have you never stubbed your toe? Now imagine that the little one is the one that gets hit instead. Snap.

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 1 points 4 hours ago

That's like saying your eldest kid is the protector. No, you are the responsible adult, it's your job to take care of those little piglets. Protect and take care of your toes like they're the five pairs of identical twin kids of your feet.

If your toes have special needs, there's always steel tipped shoes. ๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘

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