I would have expected at the very least for a plant pot to go flying down from the balcony, I guess Mr. True hadn't fully woken up and come to his senses yet lol

As for me, there is no scenario where someone I care about turns up at my door at that kind of time (they either know to call or text first if they expect an answer at the door, or live too far away for me to be where they go in an emergency), so if anyone did turn up, I'd probably just hide in the dark until they fucked off ¯\_(ツ)_/¯