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[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 133 points 2 months ago

Imagine being an adult raised without all-you-can-stomach porn and suddenly getting access to the Internet.

SO. MANY. BLISTERS.

[-] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 76 points 2 months ago

" I can't fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"

[-] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago
[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for shooting. This is for fun.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I'm shooting blanks!

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

That's why you never had kids... you were firing blanks!

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