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Anon's uncle is sick (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 162 points 3 months ago (17 children)

There's a story that Wong Wifu, the great Chinese martial artist... had a fight with a guy and beat him. Then the guy gave him this light tap. Wong looked at him and the guy just nodded. That was it. He had given him the death touch. Wong died.

Then and there?

No. About eighteen years later. That's the thing about Dim Mak... you never know when it's gonna take effect.

[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 76 points 3 months ago (16 children)

Statistically if you're born, at some point you will die. Being born is deadly.

[–] Maestro@fedia.io 60 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Bullshit, it's only about 93%

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Only 93% so far.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 months ago

planning for a busy weekend?

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

When did we run out of unique souls and added in NPCs?

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