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Anon's uncle is sick (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 35 points 2 hours ago

There's a story that Wong Wifu, the great Chinese martial artist... had a fight with a guy and beat him. Then the guy gave him this light tap. Wong looked at him and the guy just nodded. That was it. He had given him the death touch. Wong died.

Then and there?

No. About eighteen years later. That's the thing about Dim Mak... you never know when it's gonna take effect.

[-] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 3 points 56 minutes ago

Statistically if you're born, at some point you will die. Being born is deadly.

[-] Maestro@fedia.io 5 points 26 minutes ago

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate

[-] Dalvoron@lemm.ee 2 points 10 minutes ago

About 90-95% of humans have died at some point in their lives so yeah very likely we will follow suit at some point.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 22 points 3 hours ago

Blood for the blood god.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 hours ago

Tendies for the tendie throne.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 hours ago

Can I take a moment to talk to you about our one true lord and saviour, Satan?

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

Is Jehovah witness Satan different from regular Christian Satan?

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 hour ago

No, in such a way that neither of those denominations represent Satan correctly.

this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2024
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