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[-] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 50 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

here you go!

your receipt

your md5 hash proving this is indeed a fully uncorrupted chicken sandwich...

[-] green_copper@kbin.earth 1 points 1 day ago

Really, md5 in this day and age? If I don't get by order with at least SHA256 I'm out of here.

[-] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

The SHA256 machine is out of order, buddy. Try the place up the street. Theirs is working.

coincidentally, the ice cream machine wasn't working, either

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Hey man, the cheese is glitched on my burger!

[-] kabi@lemm.ee 13 points 5 days ago

The checksum was verified when the bag was handed to you. You should not have ACKed the transfer if it didn't check out at your end. We cannot be responsible for what you did to it afterwards.

[-] Sonor@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Could you please hash a timestamp into it as well, so i know you don't give me and old, soggy sandwhich?

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 3 points 5 days ago

Check sum dose not match on my end. The sandwiches shifted in the bag.

this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2024
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