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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has the spirit (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 117 points 4 months ago (1 children)

well, first, you have to understand, MTV used to play music

[–] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, sir. I'll get off your lawn ASAP!

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No wait, here's a lawn mower and 2 bucks!

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Alright then, thanks for the gift!

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

No, that's for mowing the lawn. Also I'll teach you the firm handshake that will get you hired.