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[-] DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee 52 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Eh, hydras aren't made up of individuals who have a desire to be alive.

Not that I'm advocating for it, but I imagine if you kept killing folks then you'd eventually get to someone who liked "breathing" more than "money."

[-] actually@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Yea but this is a one off thing, nobody is going to keep shooting people like him because otherwise it would have already happened many times.

This murder was probably another asshole, he knew, putting a hit on him

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

And make it funny okay?

A huh OK boss!....runs away, gets on a city bike and disappears into the sunset.

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

Needed a single clown horn honk after the guy got popped.

BANG!. honk-ie. *strolls off into sunset.

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