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[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

oh yeah? well i saw you stick your gum under the table in a restaurant

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

The waitress saw me do it.

When I walked out of the restaurant, I told her "my name is affiliate@lemmy.world and you can go fuck yourself"

So you should probably avoid red lobster for a while

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

that waitress was my sister and she knows me better than that. they got your name from the card you used and put you on red lobsters most wanted list. you might want to lay low for a while.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

I live on this shit and will not stop until I'm caught or killed.

I will consume as many cheddar biscuits as I can

this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2024
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