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Jesus Christ, Lavern!
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this post was submitted on 28 Dec 2024
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Every time I see a bumper sticker that says "What Would Jesus Do?" or the shorter "WWJD?"...
I'm like "Well he wouldn't have drove a car for one, they didn't even exist."
All these people saying Jesus is my copilot or asking him to take the wheel neglect the fact that he would be a terrible driver and had like no sense of direction. Dude couldn't even stay dead right.
Jesus walked into a hotel, put three nails on the counter and said "Can you put me up for the night?"
A highschool boy has very long hair. His conservative parents tell him that he's not getting his driver's license unless he cuts his hair. The young man protests, saying "but Jesus had long hair". The father responds "yes, but Jesus walked everywhere he went".
He had a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it.
My guess is it was probably slightly dinged with a coffee can muffler with a "co-exist" bumper sticker, and missing a hubcap.
Should have gone with Toyota
Sorry honey, I had to crash the Honda.