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Anon wants $3 million (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What about spiked cleats?

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Oddly enough having lots of spikes hurts your chances by spreading the force over more area. You’d really just want a single small spike.

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

It's like an inch thick plastic, so I doubt that would help. I think that's what they make the overlook sky balconys out of, so it's pretty resilient. Maybe you could whittle away at it with metal cleats over time? But I think they would probably kick you out first.