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[–] mathemachristian@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

how dare you Im not an engineer

[–] sunshine@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What language is that engineer and a nerd one?

[–] SandroHc@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How is your favourite language one that indexes arrays from 1??? You monster!

[–] oyo@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How dare you count things from one, like a human being.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

I beg to disagree. It's a law of nature to assign index 0 to the 1^st^ th... Wait a moment