... at first it was a bit funny, then it suddenly got a bit horny with Arwen (that's was the point I decided I would watch this), but then it got real horny with that big ol' dong Legolas was using as a pendulum to stabilise his jog (that's the point when I started wondering if AI might not be a curse after all), and then I saw Stan Lee cameo as Gollum (that's the point when the sudden post-nut clarity told me I don't want an AI series).

Fuck AI.
(I'm not making a stand, this is more like a premonition, someone will fuck AI as soon as technically possible.)