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What are your favorite Monty Python's lines? (discuss.tchncs.de)
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[–] UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Can we have your liver?

I wanted to help people… so i became a waiter.

It’s just a wafer thin mint.

Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm gets wasted, god gets quite irate.

But I can’t read!

But i just paid! No you didn’t.

  • edited for excessively fat fingers…
[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

waisted

*wasted :)

[–] UsefulInfoPlz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Ooppss. More of the killer attach of the fat fingers. Fixed