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[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 128 points 2 months ago (9 children)

You need to top and bottom at least once for a valid opinion.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Right, what if that prostate massage has your legs all shakey?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 months ago (6 children)

You could still not be gay, just into pegging.

[–] vanderbilt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact this is how I learned a coworker pegged her husband. He wasn’t gay, but had no interest in topping her either. C’est la vie.

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I don't know why, but it seems weird to call it topping when it's hetero. It's like cultural appropriation or something.

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