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[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm number 4, but instead of looking for a job, the pattern is subject to my crippling depression. Most of the time I simply feel that it's pointless to work on my projects, so I don't :(

[–] einkorn@feddit.org 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I see the point in my projects yet I am frustrated and depressed by my perceived lack of progress.

Want to start a project and procrastinate on it together?

[–] smee@poeng.link 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't see the point of anything anymore, you folks need a community manager?

[–] PlutoVolcano@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’ve made up more names for new projects than what I have actually written code for. Yall looking for a product owner?

[–] Scrath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Damn. I have the opposite problem. I make up ideas for projects that I may or may not build and can't come up with a decent name.

My last project that I actually build was an MQTT based smart planter for integration with homeassistant using an ESP32 MCU. My project name? ESPlanter...

[–] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Wow. You're like my polar opposite. Code is a sign of rising depression for me. When I start working on my projets, it's time to worry because it means I've lost all taste for human interaction, or food, or.. sleep.