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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 206 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Honestly, based genie. Instead of fucking you over by twisting your wish into something negative, he fucks you over by spending time on small details. At least the latter will likely result in something you actually want, whereas the former will probably suck.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

After all that I still get brittle bone disease!?!

What? You said you wanted your Bones less dense, do you know how much bone I had to remove to let you fly with hummingbird wings?

[–] OrderedChaos@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't be worse than boneitis.

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Ah boneitis, my only regret

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago

Probably an autistic genie. It's important to get the details right!

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

These aren't small details, they are crucial details.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What's the opposite of a monkey's paw?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago