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Revolutionary System Keeps Employees 5000 Miles From Their Work's Consequences

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[–] VagueAnodyneComments@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

The benefits of switching off of Microsoft are many, but include:

attractive people will find you attractive
removing Microsoft tax from biz and PCs lowers overhead costs
no longer have to ritually uninstall or disable Edge or MS Chatbot Assistants
Immediate loss of familiarity with MS bloatware frees up mental capacity for learning a new language or generation of pokemon